Please do not get me this

In my search for Father's Day gadgets and fun little things to give to us Dad on the day you celebrate our entire being (hey, it sounds good at least, doesn't it?), I came across this little (yeah right) gadget that was available, and at first I thought it was a joke. But then after reading it, I was like...yeah...wow...some one actually owns one of these, and then my horror was that maybe someday I would get something like this--Please do not get me this.

The "Only Complete Swiss Knife" is made by Wenger, Swiss Army Knife specialists for well over a hundred years, and it uses stainless steel for all parts and is hand-assembled by just two cutlery specialists in Delmont, Switzerland. It has seven blades, three types of pliers, three golf tools (club face cleaner, shoe spike wrench, and divot repair tool), 25 flat- and Phillips-head screwdrivers and bits, saws, wrenches, and more. It also has a bicycle chain rivet setter, signal whistle, 12/20-gauge shotgun choke tube tool, combination fish scaler, line guide tool, cigar-cutting scissors, laser pointer, tire-tread gauge, toothpick, tweezers, and key ring.

Seriously...look at this thing? How would you even--umm--carry it? What do you do with it? "Oh, hey Bob, I see you have a cigar there, let me help you with that..." It's like a Transformers reject! But--the price tag on this "beauty" is almost 1200 bucks! Good golly!

Again--I repeat--Please do not get me this. Boys, if you are reading at home, JUST DON'T DO IT!!! :)

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